What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Sarah Michelle Gellar Wants to 'Bring Back Everyone' in the New Buffy - Variety

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What would happen if Jill Stein won her complaint against CNN over being excluded from the presidential debate?

So they tried

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

How do I make an instrumental version of a Hindi song?

Then came..

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hulu’s ‘Predator: Killer Of Killers’ Lands Predator’s Best Critic Score Ever - Forbes

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Weekend Box Office: How to Train Your Dragon Dethrones Lilo & Stitch with Fierce $84 Million Debut - Rotten Tomatoes

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

Renault CEO and architect of Alpine F1 project stepping down - The Race

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How Creatine Became So Popular With Women - WSJ

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

The #1 Dessert to Help Lower Dementia Risk, According to Dietitians - EatingWell

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

How will the article end in Part III of Gleissner's hit piece?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Carnival Cruise Line pledges greater cruise loyalty benefits - TheStreet

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors